Fantasy football · 2026
Fantasy football team names
Puns on players who are actually in the league this season. Pick your team or a position, shuffle, and send your league the link.
Herbert HooverJustin Herbert · QB · LAC
Kirk Cousins ItKirk Cousins · QB · LV
Love ActuallyJordan Love · QB · GB
Dak to the FutureDak Prescott · QB · DAL
Lamar Odom's RevengeLamar Jackson · QB · BAL
Brock SolidBrock Purdy · QB · SF
Kyler Murray ChristmasKyler Murray · QB · MIN
Hurts So GoodJalen Hurts · QB · PHI
Jayden Daniels BooneJayden Daniels · QB · WAS
Lamar Ya LaterLamar Jackson · QB · BAL
Joe CoolJoe Burrow · QB · CIN
Bo Nix FlixBo Nix · QB · DEN
Tua Legit to QuitTua Tagovailoa · QB · ATL
Baker's DozenBaker Mayfield · QB · TB
Burrow-ing OwlsJoe Burrow · QB · CIN
Purdy Little LiarsBrock Purdy · QB · SF
Lawrence of ArabiaTrevor Lawrence · QB · JAX
Goff BallsJared Goff · QB · DET
Drake Maye DayDrake Maye · QB · NE
Geno Smith & WessonGeno Smith · QB · NYJ
Stroud BoysC.J. Stroud · QB · HOU
Country Roads, Take Me HurtsJalen Hurts · QB · PHI
Caleb Williams-SonomaCaleb Williams · QB · CHI
Names that need no player
- Half PPR Heartbreak
- Zero RB Club
- Fourth and Long
- Running Backwards
- Projected Points Pirates
- First Round Bust
- Late Round Legends
- Injured Reserve Retirement Home
- Two Minute Warning
- Stat Correction FC
- The Replacements
- Trade Deadline Dealers
About this list
How is this different from every other team name list?
Every pun here is tied to a real player and checked against this season's rosters, so you won't land on a name for someone who retired two years ago. Filter to your own team's stars or to a position and the list follows.
Can I suggest a name?
Yes. Use the contact page and name the player it plays on; the good ones get added.