eDraftFantasy football · 2026
Fantasy football team names
Puns on players who are actually in the league this season. Pick your team or a position, shuffle, and send your league the link.
Kyler Murray ChristmasKyler Murray · QB · MIN
Tua Legit to QuitTua Tagovailoa · QB · ATL
Stroud BoysC.J. Stroud · QB · HOU
Love ActuallyJordan Love · QB · GB
Brock SolidBrock Purdy · QB · SF
Baker's DozenBaker Mayfield · QB · TB
Kirk Cousins ItKirk Cousins · QB · LV
Dak to the FutureDak Prescott · QB · DAL
Lamar Odom's RevengeLamar Jackson · QB · BAL
Herbert HooverJustin Herbert · QB · LAC
Allen the FamilyJosh Allen · QB · BUF
Caleb Williams-SonomaCaleb Williams · QB · CHI
Geno Smith & WessonGeno Smith · QB · NYJ
Hurts So GoodJalen Hurts · QB · PHI- Country Roads, Take Me HurtsJalen Hurts · QB · PHI
Goff BallsJared Goff · QB · DET- Purdy Little LiarsBrock Purdy · QB · SF
- Josh Allen WrenchJosh Allen · QB · BUF
Bo Nix FlixBo Nix · QB · DEN
Jayden Daniels BooneJayden Daniels · QB · WAS
Drake Maye DayDrake Maye · QB · NE
Lawrence of ArabiaTrevor Lawrence · QB · JAX- Lamar Ya LaterLamar Jackson · QB · BAL
Names that need no player
- The Commish's Nightmare
- Vegas Favorites
- Taco Tuesday Tycoons
- Fourth and Long
- The Replacements
- The Undrafted
- Fumble Recovery Unit
- Running Backwards
- Garbage Time Heroes
- Two Minute Warning
- Points Against Humanity
- The Handcuffs
About this list
How is this different from every other team name list?
Every pun here is tied to a real player and checked against this season's rosters, so you won't land on a name for someone who retired two years ago. Filter to your own team's stars or to a position and the list follows.
Can I suggest a name?
Yes. Use the contact page and name the player it plays on; the good ones get added.