Fantasy football · 2026
Fantasy football team names
Puns on players who are actually in the league this season. Pick your team or a position, shuffle, and send your league the link.
Purdy Little LiarsBrock Purdy · QB · SF
Lamar Ya LaterLamar Jackson · QB · BAL
Brock SolidBrock Purdy · QB · SF
Bo Nix FlixBo Nix · QB · DEN
Caleb Williams-SonomaCaleb Williams · QB · CHI
Jayden Daniels BooneJayden Daniels · QB · WAS
Drake Maye DayDrake Maye · QB · NE
Baker's DozenBaker Mayfield · QB · TB
Tua Legit to QuitTua Tagovailoa · QB · ATL
Lawrence of ArabiaTrevor Lawrence · QB · JAX
Burrow-ing OwlsJoe Burrow · QB · CIN
Hurts So GoodJalen Hurts · QB · PHI
Kirk Cousins ItKirk Cousins · QB · LV
Country Roads, Take Me HurtsJalen Hurts · QB · PHI
Love ActuallyJordan Love · QB · GB
Geno Smith & WessonGeno Smith · QB · NYJ
Lamar Odom's RevengeLamar Jackson · QB · BAL
Herbert HooverJustin Herbert · QB · LAC
Dak to the FutureDak Prescott · QB · DAL
Goff BallsJared Goff · QB · DET
Joe CoolJoe Burrow · QB · CIN
Kyler Murray ChristmasKyler Murray · QB · MIN
Stroud BoysC.J. Stroud · QB · HOU
Names that need no player
- Projected Points Pirates
- Trade Deadline Dealers
- Auto Draft Aces
- Half PPR Heartbreak
- Monday Night Miracle
- First Round Bust
- Points Against Humanity
- Kick Returns Only
- Taco Tuesday Tycoons
- Fourth and Long
- Running Backwards
- Two Minute Warning
About this list
How is this different from every other team name list?
Every pun here is tied to a real player and checked against this season's rosters, so you won't land on a name for someone who retired two years ago. Filter to your own team's stars or to a position and the list follows.
Can I suggest a name?
Yes. Use the contact page and name the player it plays on; the good ones get added.