eDraftFantasy football · 2026
Fantasy football team names
Puns on players who are actually in the league this season. Pick your team or a position, shuffle, and send your league the link.
Herbert HooverJustin Herbert · QB · LAC
Goff BallsJared Goff · QB · DET
Kyler Murray ChristmasKyler Murray · QB · MIN
Stroud BoysC.J. Stroud · QB · HOU
Baker's DozenBaker Mayfield · QB · TB
Drake Maye DayDrake Maye · QB · NE
Caleb Williams-SonomaCaleb Williams · QB · CHI
Joe CoolJoe Burrow · QB · CIN
Love ActuallyJordan Love · QB · GB
Purdy Little LiarsBrock Purdy · QB · SF
Lamar Ya LaterLamar Jackson · QB · BAL
Jayden Daniels BooneJayden Daniels · QB · WAS
Geno Smith & WessonGeno Smith · QB · NYJ
Lawrence of ArabiaTrevor Lawrence · QB · JAX
Bo Nix FlixBo Nix · QB · DEN- Burrow-ing OwlsJoe Burrow · QB · CIN
Country Roads, Take Me HurtsJalen Hurts · QB · PHI
Tua Legit to QuitTua Tagovailoa · QB · ATL- Hurts So GoodJalen Hurts · QB · PHI
- Lamar Odom's RevengeLamar Jackson · QB · BAL
Kirk Cousins ItKirk Cousins · QB · LV- Brock SolidBrock Purdy · QB · SF
Dak to the FutureDak Prescott · QB · DAL
Names that need no player
- Red Zone Rejects
- The Undrafted
- Trade Deadline Dealers
- Stat Correction FC
- The Sleeper Cell
- Last Place Punishment
- The Handcuffs
- The Commish's Nightmare
- The Replacements
- Auto Draft Aces
- Bench Warmers Anonymous
- Bye Week Blues
About this list
How is this different from every other team name list?
Every pun here is tied to a real player and checked against this season's rosters, so you won't land on a name for someone who retired two years ago. Filter to your own team's stars or to a position and the list follows.
Can I suggest a name?
Yes. Use the contact page and name the player it plays on; the good ones get added.