Fantasy football · 2026
Fantasy football team names
Puns on players who are actually in the league this season. Pick your team or a position, shuffle, and send your league the link.
Hurts So GoodJalen Hurts · QB · PHI
Country Roads, Take Me HurtsJalen Hurts · QB · PHI
Lamar Ya LaterLamar Jackson · QB · BAL
Lamar Odom's RevengeLamar Jackson · QB · BAL
Josh Allen WrenchJosh Allen · QB · BUF
Allen the FamilyJosh Allen · QB · BUF
Joe CoolJoe Burrow · QB · CIN
Burrow-ing OwlsJoe Burrow · QB · CIN
Dak to the FutureDak Prescott · QB · DAL
Stroud BoysC.J. Stroud · QB · HOU
Purdy Little LiarsBrock Purdy · QB · SF
Brock SolidBrock Purdy · QB · SF
Lawrence of ArabiaTrevor Lawrence · QB · JAX
Goff BallsJared Goff · QB · DET
Tua Legit to QuitTua Tagovailoa · QB · ATL
Baker's DozenBaker Mayfield · QB · TB
Drake Maye DayDrake Maye · QB · NE
Bo Nix FlixBo Nix · QB · DEN
Jayden Daniels BooneJayden Daniels · QB · WAS
Caleb Williams-SonomaCaleb Williams · QB · CHI
Kyler Murray ChristmasKyler Murray · QB · MIN
Kirk Cousins ItKirk Cousins · QB · LV
Geno Smith & WessonGeno Smith · QB · NYJ
Love ActuallyJordan Love · QB · GB
Herbert HooverJustin Herbert · QB · LAC
Names that need no player
- The Sleeper Cell
- The Handcuffs
- Two Minute Warning
- First Round Bust
- Sunday Scaries
- Bye Week Blues
- Injured Reserve Retirement Home
- Last Place Punishment
- Bench Warmers Anonymous
- Garbage Time Heroes
- Trade Deadline Dealers
- Auto Draft Aces
About this list
How is this different from every other team name list?
Every pun here is tied to a real player and checked against this season's rosters, so you won't land on a name for someone who retired two years ago. Filter to your own team's stars or to a position and the list follows.
Can I suggest a name?
Yes. Use the contact page and name the player it plays on; the good ones get added.